saltunderthesea:

mareeps:

today in yearbook this guy AJ was being really rude and disruptive so my teacher told him to act ladylike. instead of doing his usually disruptive stuff, every 30 seconds he would yell out

“MY BOOBS HURT”

“I NEED A MAN”

“IF YOU CANT HANDLE ME AT MY BEST YOU SURE AS HELL DONT DESERVE ME AT MY WORST”

“I CANT DRIVE”

“WHY DOES NOBODY LOVE ME”

This guy is my hero I think

(Source: drarna)

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