thoughtsofdog:

human has gotten a lot smaller since we first met… he used to be able to pick me up with one hand!

joslynfoxes:

matching icons for you and your gf

kristenwiiggle:

autistic-sowachowski:

unrelatableuserboxes:

ever notice that the mean voice in ur head that insults u is awful confident for something thats literally never done anything in its life except be mean to you… like… one of us is pathetic and its not me buddy… get a hobby… yikes

self care is roasting the mean voice in your head

(Source: liepard)

nycs:

Christian Bale thanking Satan is truly the mood for 2019

theballadofmrslovett:

Shoutout to the writers at every single theatre news site for making A Very Potter Musical puns off of Darren Criss’ Golden Globe win. Sure, the Assassination of Gianni Versace was good, but the pinnacle of Darren’s career was playing a 12 year old wizard with a chopstick wand and a sharpie lightning bolt scar, and no one is ever going to let him forget it.

gretagerwisg:

trashboat:

trashboat:

once i let go of the emotional abuse from my former relationships and realize that it’s ok to like myself then its over for u bitches

this is a joke post because it just won’t happen

keelahsomethigh:

star wars?? lol yeah i love star wars, the way they just [darth vader clenches fist] [someone suffocates and dies]

(Source: voljizz)